Questions
Answered plainly, in the order people ask them. If yours is missing, write to us: [SUPPORT ADDRESS — P9].
The season and the story
What actually happens each month?
A chapter opens on screen, and inside it is a real mechanism problem. Your child predicts, tests all the options at the workbench, and commits one named decision. The Workshop prints the parts to that decision; the parcel arrives with the Keeper’s letter and a hand-test; your child builds, proves it by hand, and the next question opens. Six times, then the First Winding.
How does the season end?
Deliberately, in month six. The governor — the one part every creature shares — arrives with the engraved name plate; the name goes into the Rolls in permanent ink; and the creature is wound for the first time, by its maker and no one else. The season is complete. Nothing renews.
Does it carry on after month six?
Only if you choose it. Season two is a new restoration and a separate purchase — nothing rolls over, nothing renews itself, and the Guild does not assume.
What if we go on holiday, or a month gets missed?
Nothing is lost and nothing expires. The bench waits without comment; a missed month delays only your child’s own decision, and the parcel follows whenever the decision is made. ‘The Guild does not hurry its members’ is a law, not a slogan.
My child is twelve and allergic to being talked down to.
So is the writing. The prose assumes a capable twelve-year-old and lets ten-year-olds climb; the child is addressed as a colleague, never a pupil. No talking down, no exclamation-marked enthusiasm, and nobody in the story solves the problem for them — the story cannot move until they decide.
The workbench and screens
How much screen time is it?
A chapter and its decision are designed as a single sitting of roughly half an hour, once a month, taken whenever your child likes. The bench has no timers and nothing that expires; some children stay longer because they are testing everything twice, which is the point of the instruments.
What device does it need?
An ordinary up-to-date browser on a laptop, desktop or tablet — nothing installed, nothing from an app store. Large phones work in landscape. The workbench needs an internet connection to talk to the Workshop; it does not need a powerful machine.
Does the workbench hint, score, or nag?
None of the three. Predictions are never marked right or wrong and never stored; option descriptions state trade-offs without ranking them; the bench never suggests a choice, because the Keeper has never once told a member which choice to make. There are no points, streaks, badges or comparisons of any kind.
The object and the printing
Why do the parts only arrive after deciding?
Because they do not exist before. The Workshop prints each assembly to your child’s committed decision — a Low Stalker frame is a different object from a Tall Sentinel frame. The wait between decision and parcel is the making, honestly. Nothing is picked from a warehouse shelf.
What if a part breaks, or a print fails?
It is reprinted and posted, free — for any part, for any reason, however it happened. Nothing to send back, no photographs required, and a re-broken reprint is replaced just as freely. If a whole assembly has gone wrong, a person looks at it and errs on your side.
What is it made of?
The parts are 3D-printed to your child’s decisions; the full materials statement publishes alongside the safety file. [TESTING-GATED: materials and testing statements land here when the evidence exists — this page will not claim what it cannot show.]
How big is the finished creature?
Final dimensions publish when the production design freezes, before seasons open. It is a shelf-and-plinth animal, not a pocket toy. [PENDING: production freeze]
Price, refunds and the promise
What does it cost, exactly?
Two ways in, same season either way. The season: £129 paid once — £129 ÷ 6 = £21.50 a month, and it ends after month six. Monthly: £24 a month — 6 × £24 = £144 across a season, cancel any month.
What happens if we stop mid-season?
Refunds are pro-rata: you pay for what has been made and sent, no more. On the season, every whole month remaining comes back (£129 × months remaining ÷ 6), to your original payment method; on monthly, the charges simply stop and the current month’s parcel completes. And stopping is a button, not a negotiation — no reason needed, no retention script, no ‘are you sure?’.
What does ‘every restoration gets finished’ mean in practice?
That the promise is structural, not decorative: a season is a finite six parcels funded up front, not an open-ended part-work that can strand a half-built creature. The obligation is written into the terms of sale — clause one of the subscription terms: ‘If we take your child’s first decision, we owe them their sixth parcel.’
Is there a cooling-off period?
Yes — 14 days from the day the first parcel is delivered, full refund, no reason needed, under the Consumer Contracts Regulations 2013. And because our own refund promise is pro-rata for the whole season, the practical answer is wider: stop at any point, before that parcel or after it, and pay only for what has been made and sent.
Delivery and timing
Where do you deliver?
UK addresses. [OPS: scope confirmed at launch]
When does the first parcel arrive?
After the first decision. Chapter One and the workbench open at activation; when your child commits their stance, the Workshop prints to it and the frame follows in the post. From there, each parcel follows each decision.
Can we choose when the season starts?
Yes — at purchase, begin with the next dispatch or pick a later month. A gifted season starts when the family redeems it.
Safety and age
What ages is it for?
Designed for ages 10 to 12: the reading level, the workbench and the build all assume a capable child in that band. Younger siblings will want to watch; the build itself is the member’s.
Is it safe? What testing has been done?
Here is what we will and won’t say: every configuration a child can order comes from a finite, enumerable catalogue — 3⁷ = 2,187, all known in advance, none improvised, none containing uncertified magnets. Testing and standards statements publish here when the evidence exists; we do not claim ahead of it. [TESTING-GATED]
Gifting
How does giving a season work?
You buy the season once and add a message if you like. The invitation is delivered how you choose — emailed, or printed for you to hand over. The family begins whenever suits them: a Christmas gift can start in January. You receive a confirmation and nothing else.
Does a gift subscription renew or charge the family?
Neither. A gifted season is paid in full, once, by you. It ends after month six like every season; nobody’s card is on file and nobody inherits a subscription.
What does the family see when they redeem?
Your message, the start of Chapter One, and the workbench. The Guild takes it from there.
Privacy and data
What do you store about my child?
A first name and the initial of a surname (the archive writes members as ‘Isla C.’), the creature’s working name, and the committed decisions — because the Workshop needs them to cut the parts and the letters need them to be written. That is the list.
What do you deliberately never store?
Prediction answers — they are your child’s private intuition, used in the moment and never recorded. Exploration behaviour: pushes, runs, slider positions, visit counts, durations. Anything about any other child. If it isn’t needed to make the parts or write the letters, it isn’t kept.
What tracking is on this site?
None. No advertising cookies, no third-party trackers, no analytics scripts, no pixels. The site counts, in aggregate and without identifying anyone, how many people arrive and press its buttons — numbers, not people.
How do we get data deleted?
Write to [SUPPORT ADDRESS — P9] and it is done — within a month at the outside, usually much sooner. Two honest notes: parcels already made and posted are physical facts a deletion cannot unmake, and we keep the bare manufacturing record (which parts were cut, for which order) for as long as safety law expects us to be able to recall a part. Everything else goes. The privacy notice carries the whole schedule.
Still unsure about something? Write to us: [SUPPORT ADDRESS — P9]. A person answers.